QT- I’m Almost Died
Chapter 150. Fell Into The Toilet
Arc 8: I am a dead bird.
T/N:- Sorry for taking so long for this update, as I mentioned regular updates. Reason 👁 conjunctivitis.
Night was dark, and neither could man be calm nor the bird.
A handsome man leaned against the headboard, a big black bird resting on his chest. One lowered his head, the other raised it, their eyes met, electricity crackled, and love surged, wrapped up in the affection, regret, joy, and sorrow of the past life.
How to describe this situation? Someone who doesn’t understand would burst out laughing, almost to the point of fainting, but the person involved and the bird involved don’t care. You have me, I have you and that’s enough.
Chang Qin gently stroked the feathers on the black bird’s back. His eyes held remorse, guilt, heartache, anger, and hostility, which then slowly turned to tenderness. He had doubted and tested the waters, only to be rejected by himself, thinking it was too absurd. The information he had obtained was false, so he nearly did something he would regret for the rest of his life.
Even so, Chang Qin still felt a sense of fear. He was a little afraid to look at the soul in the black bird’s eyes.
He feels guilty.
Chang Qin pursed his lips and tilted his head, his gaze fixed on void. Luckily, this person is a bird, so he couldn’t hit him for the time being. Otherwise, the other party would have slapped him a dozen or twenty times, then grabbed his shoulders and made a fuss.
He had been acting like an inhuman lately.
He’d strangled his neck, repeatedly scolded him, cursed him, told him to get lost, and even break his wings. Who could have imagined that this pattern was so deep, so clearly intentional, that he almost got trapped.
The person he had been searching for turned into a black bird that exuded a foul odor right before his eyes. He was a mysophobe and hated dirt, so he was likely to kill the bird at any moment.
They also placed a smoke screen to mislead him, trying to make him identify the wrong person.
Both of these plots were aimed at the same goal, which was to make him kill his lover with his own hands and then destroy himself.
A flash of blood flashed across the depths of his eyes. Chang Qin’s throat rolled over, and his thin lips pressed together tightly. After a moment, he asked in a hoarse voice, “Do your wings still hurt?”
Chen You tried to say it didn’t hurt anymore, but all that came out was, “da da da.”
Chang Qin heard three notes and thought, it doesn’t hurt anymore, if it still hurt, it would only be one note. He rubbed his forehead and considered whether he should take some time to learn bird language.
Different species make smooth communication difficult.
Poor communication means many misunderstandings will occur.
Misunderstandings can affect relationships.
After further calculations, Chang Qin realized the seriousness of the problem. He decided to find a master to teach him bird language, specifically for myna.
Chen You said hehe, I can’t speak now, wait until I can talk, I’ll have a small meeting with you, maybe six or seven hours. Let’s go over everything that has happened in the past few months.
Starting from the first day you picked me up on the roadside.
Noticing the man’s slightly red eyes, Chen You was stunned and sighed. I was just teasing you. I don’t want to settle the score with you. I know you didn’t recognize me, so you treated me like that. I don’t blame you.
He rubbed against the man, ruffling his feathers all over his body. He controlled his strength and pecked the man’s arm with his thin beak, fearing to hurt him.
I like you the most, only you.
The atmosphere in the room suddenly became warm. So happy! Time for booty call!
Chang Qin looked at the black bird on his chest. The thought turned around in his mind and flew away.
Chen You noticed something. He blinked his eyes, wanting to cry but unable to, wanted to laugh but unable to either. He felt hopeless.
God knows how long he has been waiting for this shot.
It seems he has to wait, and wait, until the system goes insane and opens a super-large backdoor for him to turn into a human.
When the time comes, he will definitely not waste a second and fire dozens of shots with Chang Qin.
Chen You scratched the man‘s ruby with his claws and leaned forward to peck at it, reluctant to leave a mark. He rubbed the ruby happily, aiya, like it so much! Look at the texture, the color, it’s so beautiful.
“da da, da da da da da.”
Chang Qin didn’t understand this time. He held the black bird up and let the other party play with his ruby. Just as he was about to speak, a foul smell hit his nose and went straight to the depths of his mind.
That stench wasn’t just any stench, it was the stench of something that had been dead for a long time.
Chang Qin was very close to the black bird, so close that his lips could touch its feathers. He coughed, probably choking, and without saying a word, he took the black bird to the bathroom.
Seeing the man turning on the water, Chen You started crying out, fuck you, you heartless bastard! You recognized me and still despised me! It’s just that I smell a little bad! In your previous life, you were a pervert, and I didn’t mind it. What about you?
Chang Qin adjusted the water temperature and said, “Come here.”
Chen You flew up into the air, flapping his large wings continuously, and was in stalemate with the man. The position of the head of the family depended on this moment.
What a shame! After recognizing him with great difficulty, you’re already taking a shower without even making a ripple.
Shouldn’t you spend that time online looking for ways to live happily with a bird?
Seeing his lover arguing with him and getting a little angry, Chang Qin frowned, narrowed his eyes, and suddenly smiled, “Be good, take a shower. I’ll go heat up some pork elbow for you.”
Chen You’s beak closed, attracted by the delicious food.
Then this scene appeared, a big black bird stood under the shower head, its eyes closed, its feathers soaked and clinging to its body, still plump and limp.
Chang Qin looked at the row of bathing bottles and jars, none of which were for birds. Worried that casual use might cause allergies, he frowned, fixed the shower head, and went out to get a soap bar.
“Keep your eyes closed and don’t open them.”
Chen You nodded, indicating that he understood. He actually didn’t like bathing very much, especially after becoming a dead bird. There was no need for it, and he had already given up on himself.
Chang Qin’s eyebrows knitted together, “Your feather is all tangled. How long has it been since you showered?”
Chen You raised his claws and scratched. He didn’t know. The dead bird had no memory of bathing. None of its owners gave it a bath.
A feather on his tail was pulled, and he shuddered in pain, opening his eyes and staring at the man.
Chang Qin’s movements were awkward. This was his first time bathing a bird. His deep voice, woven through the sound of the water, coaxed the bird, “The feathers are all clumped together. It’ll take some effort to get them untangled. Just bear with it.”
Chen You was in so much pain. Fuck, you big idiot, why don’t you just cut it off with scissors?!
Chang Qin refused to cut the feathers. He remembered that this person had cut the fur of a little yellow dog before, but the little yellow dog thought it was ugly and was sad for half a month.
Birds and puppies are probably similar, right? Everything in the world has a love for beauty.
After nearly an hour of washing, Chang Qin finally smoothed out the black bird’s feathers. He said, “I’ll buy you a set of supplies tomorrow, including a bird-specific comb and hair shampoo and conditioner.”
Chen You tilted his neck back, letting the man’s slender fingers weave across his neck, untangling the tangled feathers. Those things are not important. What’s important is the perfume. I want to wear it every day.
The sound of water stopped, and Chen You shook off the wet feathers on his body. It was completely a bird’s instinct, just like the action a puppy or kitten would perform after taking a bath.
Chang Qin was splashed with water all over his body, including on his face. His face darkened, and with a tense jawline, he stood up to fetch a clean towel.
Chen You was playing in the bathroom, treading water. It’s really not easy for his sweetheart.
The temperature is very high in the summer, so even if you don’t blow-dry your hair after washing it, it dries quickly. Black bird however, is not like that. It has thick feathers all over its body, so they take longer to dry.
Chang Qin turned the hair dryer to the lowest setting and pointed the air outlet at the black bird.
Chen You was so blown that he couldn’t even open his eyes. He moved around, occasionally raising his claws, flapping his wings, and posing, thinking that he must look very beautiful in the air.
Chang Qin’s face twitched. Conceited nature cannot be changed.
After taking a shower and standing at the dining table smelling fragrant, Chen You looked at the man who had prepared a temporary bowl for him and put delicious food into it. He was a little sad. Honey, there is something I didn’t dare to tell you. Of course, I can’t tell you because of restrictions. In fact, I am already dead.
Not only am I a bird, I’m a dead bird.
Regarding this, you can only discover it yourself. I believe in your determination. You have seen a lot of things in the world and will not be frightened.
Chang Qin placed the bowls piled high with food in front of Black bird and said, “Eat.”
Chen You flapped his wings happily, lowered his head, and pecked at the plump yet not greasy pork elbow.
Aiya, after eating meals for several lifetimes, he finally learned superficial knowledge. The braised pork elbow tastes just like pork elbow, and the minced meat eggplant tastes just like eggplant. That’s great.
Chang Qin sat down on a chair, propping his head with one hand as he watched the black bird. His other hand was slightly bent, his fingertips tapping the table absentmindedly, as if he were thinking about something.
This is unsightly by no means not some well regarded. Is it really not that person? Then why did not he realise it before…
It’s still an issue of breed.
Chen You‘s bird beak pecked at the food, making it dirty. The man came over with a handkerchief and wiped it. A single, glistening tear welled up in his little eye, refusing to fall.
Chang Qin carefully wiped the black bird’s beak clean, “It was my fault before. I lacked imagination.”
Looking back now, Black bird had been doing a lot of strange things during this period. He had been influenced by Cheng Mingxing and had attributed those behaviors to being normal for a myna.
Chang Qin’s lips twitched. This person must have felt very sad and anxious when he found out he wasn’t recognized. He must have been disappointed in him.
Chen You raised his claw and patted the man. It’s okay. I wouldn’t recognize you either if you were in my place.
Here it comes, the warm atmosphere reappears, a man and a bird gaze deeply at each other at the dining table, and according to the routine, the next moment they will hug each other tightly, a kissless act.
Unfortunately, the moment died in the hands of the big black bird. What a pity.
Chen You flew into the man’s arms and was held. He opened his two bird claws and hugged him politely.
Holding the black bird, Chang Qin sighed softly. Never mind, I already knew this person was coming. As for the rest, let’s talk about it later.
Humans cannot live without eating, drinking, defecating, and urinating, and so do birds.
Chen You finished his meal and felt like pooping. He fluttered around the balcony, calling out “da da,” and asked Chang Qin to open the window so he could find a good place with few mosquitoes to relieve himself.
Chang Qin finished clearing the table and was about to open the window when he paused. He didn’t want the person to go flying around. Firstly, it would be dangerous and he might get attacked. Secondly, he was worried that he might get lost and not be able to find his way home.
After some thought, Chang Qin signaled with his eyes, “Do it here.”
Chen You flew over to Chang Qin’s shoulder, tilting his head to make eye contact. Really? Tiles are so hard to clean. You were wearing gloves last time and nearly rubbed the skin off your hands.
Chang Qin saw something in the black bird’s tiny eyes and said, “I’ll go out and buy you a dung sheet tomorrow.”
Chen You knew what that thing was. All right! He thought about it and flew towards the toilet and entered headfirst.
A bird that doesn’t want to learn how to sit on the toilet is not a good bird.
Under Chang Qin’s astonished gaze, Chen You smugly stood on the toilet, slowly moving back, his butt sticking out, ready to relieve in a domineering manner.
Everything was ready, just the finishing touch. Perhaps the mist from the shower drifted onto the toilet seat, making it a little wet, or perhaps his claw didn’t find a foothold, and he fell into the toilet with a plop.
Chen You, “…”
Chang Qin, “…”
Chang Qin then took Chen You out of the toilet and placed him under the shower for over half an hour, using soap over and over again.
Chang Qin wrapped the black bird in a large towel and rubbed its wet feathers, “What you did just now was very dangerous. Don’t try this while I’m away. Do you understand?”
Chen You remained silent.
Chang Qin tapped Black Bird’s forehead, “En?”
Chen You pecked at the back of the man’s hand. He wanted to try it a little more. Although he was a bird, his soul was that of a human being. It was not good to urinate or defecate anywhere.
Chang Qin went to sleep holding the black bird.
The bed was huge, with two pillows and a large teddy bear stacked on one side.
Chen You stood on the teddy bear’s head, watching the man spread the quilt. It felt so unreal. Last night, he was still sleeping pitifully on the balcony floor, and tonight he could go inside and get into bed.
Pulling the quilt, Chang Qin asked his lover, “Where do you want to sleep?”
Chen You glanced at him, Ai Gege, this sentence sold you out. If I were a human being, you wouldn’t ask me at all. You would just press me down and hold me in a domineering and aggressive manner.
Humph, still resents me for being just a bird who can’t be banged.
This time, Chen You had misunderstood. Chang Qin was afraid of crushing him. When you sleep there’s no misgiving at all.
Even though Chang Qin was sick from thinking about him and dreaming about him, it was still hard for him to get his hands on, when facing the black bird.
Chen You lay down on the back of an upside down teddy bear. Before he could fall asleep, he was picked by a hand and pressed against the man’s firm muscles. He grabbed it twice and fell into a deep sleep.
Chang Qin couldn’t sleep, feeling complicated. His wife had finally found him. But the black bird he’d seen every day and wanted to kill was now nestled in the crook of his shoulder. No matter how he washed it, the stench was still there.
But it’s a lot lighter, which is a great consolation.
Chang Qin lowered his head and looked at the black bird in his arms. He moved closer and kissed the black bird on the forehead.
From that day on, Chen You’s bird life ushered in spring. He could eat as much fruit as he wanted, eat as much pickles as he wanted, drink as much water as he wanted, sleep in bed as much as he wanted, and peck the man as he pleased.
He stood on the sofa like an arrogant idler, in da da da da da sound commanding the man around to do house chores. He mentally asked the system, “Old 4, how’s my task progressing?”
System said, “Not up to much.”
Chen You asked curiously, “What’s wrong with you? Endocrine disorder?”
System said, “Yes.”
Chen You, “…” Oh no, the system is most likely crazy, driven mad by his family’s man.
He had originally wanted to feed the system dog food, but now he didn’t dare to provoke it anymore, fearing that the system would suddenly go insane and everything would be over.
In the afternoon, Chang Qin went shopping for bird supplies. He realized the wide variety of items, demonstrating the vast community of bird lovers.
He didn’t buy a cage, but only a large-sized dung sheet, which he placed on the balcony. Whenever Chen You needed to defecate, he could just use it, which was very convenient. Chang Qin also bought him a lot of feed, supposedly imported from abroad. Chen You’s response was a roll of the eyes.
Everything is fine now, except for the fact they can’t mess around. Chen You asked Chang Qin every day if there will be a full moon soon. What if the system makes an error?!
One day or two passed, and Chen You didn’t have to wait for the full moon before Cheng Mingxing came.
T/N:- If you didn’t understand something in this chapter, trust me, me too. I was struggling while translating this chapter.
The villain becomes the white moonlight
Did the affectionate love interest collapse today?
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