Chapter 155. I Am Willing
Arc 6 : Sci-fi Rom-com Movie Nightmare
Eddie was dumbfounded. Seeing his Shushu’s business like manner, he must have been fed up with the daily admonitions from the Elders’ council and only came here to do something perfunctory to appease the elders.
For the Sagoru people, only by finding a compatible partner can they leave behind the strongest and most perfect genes in order to cultivate excellent offspring.
His Shushu’s genes are extremely perfect, which can ensure that the Sagoru people always occupy the most important seat in the Galactic Senate. With such perfect genes, the people in the Elders’ Council naturally want to pass it on.
Eddie scratched his head and asked: “Zeus Shushu, you brought the entire staff here to collect information for you? Isn’t this battle form too exaggerated?”
Zeus replied: “This is the most efficient way. According to records, we, the Sagoru, have never been to Earth. There is no part of our genes that is adapted to the Earth’s environment, bacteria, or microorganisms. It is very dangerous to approach the Earth rashly.”
Eddie said: “In fact, you can choose to get closer to the earth step by step. With your strong genes, you can adapt to the earth’s environment within 30 days.”
Zeus shook his head and said: “I don’t have that much time. It would be better to let the staff draft a strategy to get the other party to agree from a distance.”
Although Eddie had just come of age, he had a good chat with the Saguru people who had partners before embarking on his century-long wandering journey. He felt that it was necessary for him to instill some relevant concepts into his Shushu’s mind.
He said: “Zeus Shushu, pursuing a partner is not such a procedural thing. You must understand what they are thinking and pursue them with your heart.”
Zeus looked over, frowned slightly, and said nothing.
When Eddie saw this, he continued: “My good friend Billy’s partner is a winged man. The winged people’s traditional courtship is singing and dancing. It would be better to throw Billy to an uncivilized planet to train for a few years than to ask him to dance.”
He had an exaggerated expression and spread his hands: “In the end, it was all for the pursuit of a partner. He spent three whole years learning the courtship dance of winged people, and only then did he succeed. So, when pursuing a partner, you can’t just consider efficiency issues. That won’t work.”
Zeus frowned and said: “If it takes too long, it doesn’t matter if I don’t have a partner. These seven days are the longest time limit I can give.”
Eddie was about to persuade him, but at this moment, the communicator on the table rang.
Zeus pressed the communicator, and a light screen appeared in the center of the room. The person on the light screen was Zeus’s chief of staff.
The Chief of Staff raised his hand and saluted, then said: “Your Majesty, Your Highness Eddie. The data collection work has been completed, and the Earthlings research report has been issued.”
Zeus nodded slightly and said: “Just report it directly.”
The Chief of Staff immediately began to report on the research results during this period. The entire staff team worked together to collect data related to Earth, and the efficiency was very high.
The brain waves of the Sagoru can be materialized, and they can be used to accomplish various technological developments.
For example, the huge starship they are on now is completely controlled by Zeus’s materialized brain waves.
The concrete brain waves are equivalent to the control center of the entire starship. Daily operations can run automatically without the need for Zeus to issue specific instructions.
When necessary, Zeus can also directly connect to the embodied brain waves, feel the changes in every part of this starship, and control monitoring equipment, weapons, and equipment, etc.
The more powerful the Sagoru are, the stronger their brain waves are, and they can generate more concrete brain waves at the same time to complete more automated operations.
Before adapting to the Earth’s environment, the Sagoru people dared not approach the Earth easily, so the staff could only collect intelligence through concrete brain waves.
Fortunately, the Earth’s scientific and technological civilization is relatively developed, and various electromagnetic waves are emanating from this blue planet. The staff team captured these electromagnetic waves and analyzed the specific information from them, thereby collecting various data about the Earth.
The database has been analyzed by the formidable staff, and a report that meets the requirements was produced in a short time.
The Chief of Staff has followed Zeus for many years and knows the Emperor’s character very well.
He got straight to the point and said: “Your Majesty, what you need is the fastest way to impress an Earthling. After our research, we found that in this country called China, the most commonly used titles between couples are husband and wife. Couples who have not held a formal ceremony are called boyfriend and girlfriend.”
As the Chief of Staff spoke, various data and pictures appeared on the screen.
“After our analysis, this person has been called husband and boyfriend by most Chinese people. Many Chinese people even shouted, ‘I’m willing, I can’ when they saw his pic.”
A photo appeared on the screen. Any Chinese person here would recognize this person. He is a popular young actor who has been popular all over the country in recent years and is known as the husband of hundreds of millions of girls.
Zeus frowned slightly, and the serious expression on his face was no different from when he was handling official business. He looked carefully at the Earthling in front of him but did not find anything special, so he opened his mouth to ask the questions.
“Let’s not discuss the concept of partners among Earthlings. How does this Earthling in front of us impress other Earthlings?”
The Chief of Staff raised his hand and said: “Speaking of which, this is a realm that the Sagoru people can not understand. People on Earth call them celebrities.”
The content on the screen changed again, with video clips of the popular young celebrities’ various concerts or TV dramas appearing, in addition to scenes of fans shouting ‘I love you, I am willing’ on various occasions.
Zeus’s brows were furrowed more and more. When he saw the kissing scene in the TV series, he finally couldn’t help asking: “Why does he have a different partner every time? Isn’t the relationship between partners on Earth one-to-one?”
The Sagoru are well-known for their loyalty in the universe. In their lives, they either stay with their partners for life or live alone until old age. They never change their partners.
The Chief of Staff explained: “This is not his real partner.”
Eddie couldn’t help but interrupt and ask: “Are people on Earth so free to do whatever they want? Can they be so intimate even if they are not in a relationship?”
On the side, Zeus had dark golden veined pattern on his face, which meant he was thinking and not in a very happy mood.
Seeing this, the Chief of Staff quickly explained: “This is a form of expression on Earth called drama. They often have the role of a couple in the drama, but it is not a real relationship. They just pretend to be a couple for the entertainment of other Earthlings.”
Zeus gave up thinking about this entertainment method of the Earthlings, which seemed incomprehensible to the Sagoru people, and said directly: “This method is not suitable for me. I will not accept pretending to be a partner with others in order to pursue a partner.”
The Chief of Staff naturally knew that the Emperor was a typical Sagoru. Regardless of whether he was serious about finding a suitable partner, his loyalty was unchangeable.
This method is naturally not suitable for the other party, so he has a second plan.
The image on the screen changed from the Earthling to a rectangular flat object with some related information next to it.
The Chief of Staff explained: “This object is called a mobile phone. It is a communication tool on Earth today, equivalent to our communicator, but in addition, this mobile phone also integrates various entertainment functions.”
The Chief of Staff smiled and said: “Most people on Earth can not live without mobile phones. Through our research, we found that there is a very popular software installed on Chinese mobile phones recently, called Love with ×× man.”
Zeus didn’t quite understand why the Chief of Staff changed the subject to this direction, but he knew that the Chief of Staff was always reliable, so he didn’t ask any more questions.
Eddie was young after all, and he was a little impatient. He asked directly: “What does the entertainment method of the earthlings have to do with us?”
The Chief of Staff said: “This is related to His Majesty’s request, which is to make the person on Earth fall in love and say ‘I am willing ’ in a short period of time. According to our analysis, this can be done through similar software. ”
As he explained, countless Chinese people appeared on the screen called the interaction area of the internet, shouting the name of the Love with ×× man and calling themselves the so-and-so wives group.
The Chief of Staff: “According to our analysis, after installing this software, most of the people on Earth will become the partner of a character in the software within one day at the shortest and seven days at the latest, and will loudly confess their love to them, saying various words like ‘I am willing’ and so on.”
“So the best solution we have researched is that Your Majesty uses brain waves to visualize a similar software and install it on the mobile phone of the partner. By communicating with him in this way, he can be attracted to you within seven days.”
Zeus thought for a moment, then his mind simultaneously received the data, nodded, and said: “Okay, let’s follow this plan.”
The Chief of Staff saluted and said: “Since Your Majesty has agreed to this plan, we will start to revise the details. According to our analysis, the software is loaded with various romantic scenes that Chinese people like. Only by designing a variety of romantic plots in this software can you impress your suitable partner.”
Eddie was a little surprised and asked: “Have you also found relevant information about the way Earthlings fall in love?”
The Chief of Staff: “Yes, among the Chinese people’s entertainment branches, there is a branch called romance novels, which can become a reference database for our software design.”
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The people in starship above the Earth are carrying out the Earthlings’ pursuit plan in full swing, but Du Yan, the Earthling who is the target of the plan, is still troubled by that meimei named Luo Ruoqing.
After changing dorms and leaving Zhao Hailiang and his gang, Du Yan no longer had to worry about being bossed around in the dorm.
However, in addition to Zhao Hailiang, there are still many people who come to cause trouble, such as now. Du Yan’s mobile phone is missing. This little prank can’t cause any harm, but it makes him upset.
Du Yan was holding a boy by the collar, his face was gloomy, and he was in a really bad mood. The person who was caught was called Fan Jian. He was a clown in the class. To put it nicely, he livened up the atmosphere; to put it bluntly, he was a troublemaker.
This kind of people usually follow the crowd. When they see many people bullying Du Yan, they always do some small things to Du Yan to get the attention and favor of some people.
However, when Du Yan directly dragged Fan Jian out, before anything happened, the other party kept begging for mercy and said he would help Du Yan get his phone back.
The two of them walked all the way to the small garden in the school. Du Yan let go of Fan Jian’s collar and raised his chin.
“Where’s my cell phone? Find it for me.”
Fan Jian nodded repeatedly and said: “Okay, okay, I’ll go right away.”
Seeing Du Yan’s signal, Fan Jian almost ran to the flower garden in a hurry.
He had never expected the situation before him. Du Yan had always kept silent when he was bullied in the past, and this was not the first time he had hidden his cell phone.
Every time Fan Jian hid Du Yan’s phone, he would buy something and beg him to tell him where he hid it, and then he would go find the phone himself.
Unexpectedly, today, Du Yan dragged him to the toilet and beat him up while threatening him. Fan Jian touched his ribs, wondering if Du Yan had suddenly opened up his ren and du meridians and was so cruel and vicious.
Fan Jian almost cried out of pain, but there were no visible injuries on his body.
In this case, even if he wanted to complain to the teacher afterward, it would be useless. After all, there was no evidence. In the eyes of those teachers, Du Yan was an honest and good student who did not cause trouble. Naturally, they would not believe Fan Jian’s one-sided statement.
So Fan Jian could only obediently bring Du Yan to find the phone and decided to stay away from this strange person in the future.
Du Yan stood by and waited for a few minutes, then saw Fan Jian coming over with his cell phone.
He took the phone, turned it on, and found that it was not damaged. He nodded and said: “Go away and don’t bother me anymore.”
Du Yan sat on the bench and watched Fan Jian leave in a panic.
He knew that Fan Jian was just a little idiot, and the root of the problem was Luo Ruoqing and Tang Liang. If Luo Ruoqing continued to be so hostile to him, there would always be people who would come and cause trouble.
The simplest and clearest way to prevent Luo Ruoqing from causing trouble for him was to transfer to another school. However, this was not the method Du Yan would choose because of his personality. He was thinking of another method.
This kind of person will only behave when hit on the face and taught a deep enough lesson.
However, Du Yan now seemed to have no capital to teach Luo Ruoqing a lesson. He leaned back in his chair, pinched his brows, and felt a little upset.
It’s lunch break now, Du Yan doesn’t want to go back to the dormitory, so he just takes a rest here and sorts out what happened during the time he entered school.
Du Yan thought of this and decided to look through the chat records with his so-called father on WeChat.
He swiped the screen and found a pink icon that he had never seen before appear on his phone.
The name of this APP was particularly strange. It is called 《The Domineering Sagoru Falls in Love with Me》.
“…, what a malware.”
Du Yan’s phone has a lock screen password, so it’s impossible that Fan Jian was so bored and installed it for him. The software that appeared out of nowhere can only be some kind of malware.
His brow furrowed, and he didn’t open it.
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